25 February 2011

Charlie Sheen vs. Chuck Lorre and the fate of "Two and a half Men"

Sheen vs. Lorne via TMZ.com
Never in my thirty-plus years did I ever think I would type the words "the only man on screen of Two and a half Men is John Cryer." Mostly because I hardly ever think of that show and have only watched it a few times. I woke to a Philly radio station informing me that Charlie Sheen finally screwed up enough to shut down production of the show he stars in. One of the rules on this here blog is if you have a solution, then give it. If Chuck Lorre is waiting breathlessly for mine, skip down to the end :)

TMZ is not my favorite web destination either, but they seem to have the most online information about this. Production was stopped when Charlie decided to work without writers and use his own words, as reported by TMZ, Sheen had this to say about the creator of Two and a half Men:
... he wants to fight "Two and a Half Men" creator Chuck Lorre in an octagon ... and, according to Charlie, "If he wins, then he can leave MY show!" ... "I violently hate Chaim Levine (Chuck Lorre). He's a stupid, stupid little man and a p**sy punk that I'd never want to be like." Charlie adds, "That's me being polite." ... "All these guys told me to 'clean it up.' Well this is me cleaning it the f**k up." ... "All I want is to bring my family together, and I have to deal with all this B.S. politics." ... "That piece of s**t [Lorre] took money out of my pocket, my family's pocket, and, most importantly, my second family -- my crew's pocket." ... "You can tell him [Lorre] one thing. I own him."
A Libertarian story about this cannot be complete without this quote: "I'm not Thomas Jefferson. He was a p***y! But I dare anyone to debate me on things." and no story would be complete without his open "fire breathing fists" letter to Chuck Lorre, given to TMZ:
What does this say about Haim Levine [Chuck Lorre] after he tried to use his words to judge and attempt to degrade me. I gracefully ignored this folly for 177 shows ... I fire back once and this contaminated little maggot can't handle my power and can't handle the truth. I wish him nothing but pain in his silly travels especially if they wind up in my octagon. Clearly I have defeated this earthworm with my words -- imagine what I would have done with my fire breathing fists. I urge all my beautiful and loyal fans who embraced this show for almost a decade to walk with me side-by-side as we march up thesteps of justice to right this unconscionable wrong.
So, Lorne baby, have your people call Emilio Estevez' people and start shooting again. Anybody can play the role Sheen plays, might as well be his brother.

Looks like Charlie can forget about Major League 3 if he does not straighten up:
TMZ spoke with James G. Robinson -- CEO of Morgan Creek Productions -- who tells us, "I'm not going to risk putting Charlie in the movie if he continues messing up." 
Robinson continues, "Obviously with Major League 3 there's a huge part written for Charlie's character ... but after dealing with Lindsay Lohan on 'Georgia Rule,' I can speak for someone who has experienced the difficulties of working with an actor dealing with addiction." 
"I won't go through that again. If Charlie doesn't straighten up ... I unfortunately can't put him in the movie."

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