Pack my wedding dress, Nigeria here I come! No, wait . . .

What is up with people on Facebook who claim to be Nigerian? This is growing me weary.

Within the past few years months I have been asked by a woman if I would adopt her so she could be a nurse in the USA. She was already a nurse in Nigeria.  A Nigerian man kept telling me he was my brother and wanted an invitation to my wedding. He admitted that he could get a visa to the USA if he had a wedding invitation from his "sister"!  Now, let me share this long nonsense with you. Remember, I was dealing with this and all you have to do is read it (if you like), LOL! At least he did not insist on coming to the USA for a visit to test me out first.

Victor

Hello pretty Angel Good morning this is Victor your friend

10:33am

Me

Hi Victor

10:33am

Victor

How are you doing pretty Angel.....

I sent you a friend request

10:34am

Me

ok

11:24am

Victor

Hello u back online

I would like to chat with you my dear if you don't mind

11:25am

Me

i am just here for a moment. will be back soon

11:26am

Victor

Okay..... I do reallly want to chat with you as i look forward to know more about you

11:27am

Victor

That is the important of making good friendship and good relationship

11:56am

Me

oic, so what's up Victor?

11:59am

Me

what is the "Action Congress"?

12:11pm

Victor

Hello U there?

12:22pm

Me

yes, didn't my question go through?

12:23pm

Victor

Yes..... You are back online now right

I do really want to chat with you so that will can get to know onme another more better

You are very beautiful lady

12:24pm

Me

thank you

12:25pm

Victor

You are welcome........ what country are you from?

12:27pm

Me

Um, okay, I asked real nice for you to read my profile. Did you just miss that or something?

12:28pm

Victor

I would like to know you better if you don't mind... because i think we have something in common to share together

12:29pm

Me

Oh really? So, what other things that are plain as day in my profile would you like to ask me about while I try to work?

12:31pm

Victor

What is your name?

12:31pm

Me

Suki is fine

What is Action Congress?

12:32pm

Victor

Good.... That name does not sound like English Name right... That is why i do really want to know were you are from?

Action Congress is a polical Party in Nigeria that i like

12:33pm

Me

Oh, great, another Nigerian. Don't you guys make up your own strange questions, or is this the same guy over and over?

Your profile doe not mention that you are in Nigeria. Mine says where I am. Where I am from too.

12:34pm

Victor

I am from Nigeria... That is the place i am right now

I believe in Sincerity and honesty

12:36pm

Victor

Is that a problem my dear..... If i am from Nigeria

12:39pm

Me

No, that is not a problem, by itself.

So, why must you become such good friends with me and why can't you read a profile?

12:40pm

Victor

Okay..... Thank you very much................ That is the reason why i said that i believe in Honesty and sincerity on everything i do in life

I was about going through your profile when my computer freeze

12:42pm

Me

It was frozen all morning? Seems fine now. But, without seeing my profile you think you need to be friends with me.

12:43pm

Victor

I am in your profile now........

I saw Suki Mononameonic

Libertarian

Is that the name of the Country

12:46pm

Me

Libertarian is a political and social philosophy. So, you have this uncontrollable attraction to women from Libertopia?

12:46pm

Victor

I saw it now

Current City:

Arlington, VAHometown:

Crystal City, Arlington, VA, Richmond, VA

12:47pm

Me

Do you still need to befriend me even though I am just from the USA?

12:48pm

Victor

I would like to befriend you if you don't mind... I think we have something that we can share together and learn together as well

You are very pretty and charming Lady

12:49pm

Victor

In your profile it says that you are Engage...

12:50pm

Me

You have mentioned this mysterious sharing thing several times already. Without seeing anything about me you knew this? What is it?

12:51pm

Victor

Okay..... Sorry i have to take it slow with you...

You have a long hair......

Can you see some of my pictures here?

12:53pm

Me

I have not bothered to look, but I did look at the thin info in your profile. What exactly do you want from me?

12:55pm

Victor

Well..... I think from the way you talk... you sound nice and great in your words... I would like to be your friend.. if you don't mind...... But if God Almighty have something for us in future i think that will be grate

12:57pm

Victor

But knowing one another is very important

1:01pm

Me

Oh, since you put it that way let me leave a note for my beloved and let him know I am packing for Nigeria! What is the best airline and what should I pack?

1:02pm

Victor

I believe in one thing in life....... It very important that we have to know more about ourself first

which is very important

This is just our first chat.... And we have to talk more about ourself first..... If there we be anything further

1:04pm

Me

True, yes we should. So why don't you get to work filling out your profile with the same details I have in mine and I will get measured for that wedding dress, okay?

I went to a lot of trouble getting fit again, so I hope you don't want me fat!

1:05pm

Victor

Thank you very much...... I am new to Computer........ So i will try to fill those information out.... But like i told you..... I am from Nigeria and i have to be sincere and straight forward to you because i believe in honesty and sincerity in everything i do in life......

No matter how fat a woman may be... what really matter is the chemistry... Love, caring for one another, sincerity,trust,feeling for one another, consideration, kindness, loyalty

That is why i said i do really want to know more about you. likewise you too know more about me..... too..........

I am 6 feet tall

Do you have yahoo Im?

1:07pm

Me

Lovely! Only 4 or 5" shorter than beloved.

1:08pm

Victor

So have you take a look to my pictures here?

1:08pm

Me

No

1:08pm

Victor

Do you like my pictures?

1:08pm

Me

How would I know if I haven't looked?

1:09pm

Victor

I would like you to kindly look at my pics and tell me if you do like my pics or now

1:09pm

Me

Where is our wedding going to be?

1:09pm

Victor

Can you see my pics as i am chating with you now

1:09pm

Me

I am Baptist, so it has to be in a Church.

1:09pm

Victor

It depend on you......

I am Romacatholic

1:09pm

Me

I have no desire to look at your pictures.

1:10pm

Victor

You can see that we are both christian

Why?

1:10pm

Me

GREAT AND I AM ENGAGED SO BUZZ OFF!

I am not blaming my recent Amy Alkon binge on the way I toyed around there, but she may have had some influence ;)



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Another Dick in the News: Christmas Bombing Try Is Hailed by bin Laden

From the NYT:

Christmas Bombing Try Is Hailed by bin Laden

WASHINGTON — Osama bin Laden, the leader of Al Qaeda, spoke publicly for the first time about the botched Christmas Day airliner bombing, praising the attempt — but not explicitly taking responsibility for it — in an audiotape broadcast Sunday that was aimed personally at President Obama.

An audiotape boradcast does not check the "spoke pubicly" block for me.  Any word from Fort Hood terrorist/murderer MAJ Hasan?  Same words, perhaps.

Mr. bin Laden said that the bombing attempt was a heroic act meant to recall the Sept. 11, 2001, attacks in New York and Washington. He warned that more strikes against the United States were looming because of American support for what he called Israel’s repression of the Palestinians, one of Mr. bin Laden’s recurring themes in his occasional audiotaped anti-West invectives.

Sounds like it was written by Hasan.  Plus, bin Laden has a US President that one would think he would love.  Obama seems to want Israelis to willingly march into the sea.  Maybe not announcing that he wants them all shot is a step too short for bin Laden, so he addressed this tape to Obama.

Oh, for you terrorist embracing PLO, Hamas and Hezbollah loving types.  Stop denying that you are identical to al Qaeda, you are the same.  Okay, there are a few Marxists in your ranks, but everything else is the same.  You get your funding from the same idots who think they are donating to "schools and hospitals"  (honest brokers call them armories and ammunition caches).  You attack civilians as your primary targets.  You are all terrorists and so are the ones who support you.

“America will never dream of security unless we will have it in reality in Palestine,” Mr. bin Laden said. “God willing, our raids on you will continue as long as your support to the Israelis will continue.”

Mr. bin Laden said his statement was “from Osama to Obama.”

The one-minute recording, broadcast by Al Jazeera’s Arabic news channel, was the first time Mr. bin Laden, who is believed to be hiding in Pakistan near the Afghanistan border, had issued an audiotape in four months.

White House officials said they could not immediately authenticate the recording, but did not dispute that the voice was Mr. bin Laden’s. David Axelrod, a White House senior adviser, told CNN’s “State of the Union” that whatever the source, the message “contains the same hollow justification for the mass slaughter of innocents.”

It was not clear why Mr. bin Laden waited nearly a month to say anything about the Dec. 25 bombing attempt on Northwest Flight 253 from Amsterdam to Detroit, which was carried out by a passenger who sought to detonate explosives sewn into his underwear but was overpowered by other passengers. Federal investigators have said the suspect, a 23-year-old Nigerian, Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab, received training and the explosives in Yemen.

“The message delivered to you through the plane of the heroic warrior Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab was a confirmation of the previous messages sent by the heroes” of Sept. 11, Mr. bin Laden said.

More at the link above, to include a blurb for an al Qaeda expert quoted by the Times saying bin Laden is not claiming responsibility, he is just praising the December bombing attempt.

Other reports across the internet and on the air report the tape as a claim of responsibility.

Amy Alkon covers this too.

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Terrorist Act Last Friday

Federal authorities say a Nigerian passenger on an Amsterdam-to-Detroit flight tried to blow up the airliner, which landed safely. The would-be bomber is injured.

Too bad the jerk is not dead.  Maybe he was just 'stressed out' like that Army Major at Fort Hood last month?

Plane incident called an act of terrorism

The suspected would-be bomber suffered burns as the result of his attempt, and two of the other 277 passengers reported minor injuries, authorities said. FBI agents were investigating the incident, which a White House official said was believed to be terrorism.

"He was trying to ignite some kind of incendiary device," said a federal anti-terrorism official, who requested anonymity because of the sensitivity of the case. "He lit himself on fire and he's suffered some burns."

Maybe it was all the pressure of a failed Jihad?  Could have just had a bad day.  Yea, right.

President Obama was briefed on the Christmas Day incident during his Hawaii vacation and was receiving regular updates.

Oh, thank GOD we are safe now!  Briefing to Hamas, just to be fair, to follow.


Update 12/27/09: He had PETN hidden in his underwear.


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