30 October 2009

Shooting a Baboon, Shooting a Sunni

Not quite George Orwell, but this piece by John Torode is one of the funniest things that I have seen in a newspaper in a while.  First the disclaimer from the Times: Any connection between the wildlife in this column and this week’s restaurateur is purely coincidental. John Torode is that bloke off the telly. The other one in MasterChef. The one who might have been a 1960s photographer or runner-up in a Lovejoy lookalike competition. He and the bald one are the Flanagan and Allen of cold dinners, the Mike and Bernie Winters of yumming. Torode boldly does the toughest job in broadcasting: professional extempore eating. Watching other people chew is bilious. Showing off your expressive and judgmental eating skills is far harder than blowing away a monkey.

I was in Africa wearing a Robert Redford Out of Africa hat. The sort of hat that just makes you ache to kill stuff. I have a theory about hats: they really do maketh the man.  . . .

We could do a lot of liberal social engineering by rearranging titfers. If riot police had to wear mortarboards, there would be much less gratuitous truncheoning. Prison warders should wear chefs’ hats, bishops should have big Ascot hats, lads in hoodies should be made to wear those food-safety hygiene hairnets after dark. If the Jews and the Arabs wore each other’s yarmulkes and tea towels, it probably wouldn’t lead to peace in the Middle East, but it would be bloody funny.  . . .

And here’s the thing. If you tool around the beautiful and unruly bits of Africa long enough in the company of gangs of men in purposeful hats, sooner or later you’re going to do baboon. You think you’re not, you think you’re the exception, you’re going to just say no to baboon, but pretty soon it’s the monkey on your back. I should have worn my Stella McCartney hat.
Read the rest at the link above, especially the comments of outrage about monkey shooting (h/t Bergholt Stuttley Johnson).  Then check the Reason comments thread that ties this whole post together.

Speaking of wicked tea towels . . .



Luqman Ameen Abdullah (Muslim Alliance of North America)

From the Detroit Free Press:

Posted: Oct. 29, 2009

Radical mosque leader killed in FBI shootout
Feds say goal was Islamic nation in U.S.
BY BEN SCHMITT, NIRAJ WARIKOO AND ROBIN ERB
FREE PRESS STAFF WRITERS

Abdullah, known to some as Christopher Thomas, died after firing on officers during the raid, the U.S. Attorney's Office said. An FBI dog also was fatally wounded.
Better info there than in my earlier post on this incident.


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28 October 2009

Radical Fundamentalist Sunni Leader Christopher Thomas killed in Detroit by FBI

Feds: Radical Islam group leader killed in raid

FBI says agents shoot imam after he refuses to surrender in Detroit area
 
Luqman Ameen Abdullah (ed. AKA Christopher Thomas) was killed while exchanging gunfire with federal agents at a warehouse in Dearborn, the U.S. attorney's office said.
The FBI was trying to arrrest Abdullah and 10 followers on numerous charges, including conspiracy to sell stolen goods and illegal possession and sale of firearms.
Thank you FBI.


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Chicago Terrorists

2nd Chicago man tied to terror plot



Man taken into custody at O'Hare was allegedly to meet with people linked to terrorist organizations
 
via The Chicago Tribune
 
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27 October 2009

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Space Sex Cartoon IS NOT SAFE FOR WORK!

I found this interesting, but I doubt John will write a book about it (NOT SAFE FOR WORK):

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Welcome Tel Aviv and other Locations!

Interesting hits for today:
Tel Aviv, Israel
Caen, France
Bekasi, Indonesia
Taejon, South Korea



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25 October 2009

Welcome Ramat Gan and The Morning Links

Hello hit from Israel!  Welcome!
John's morning links:
2 Powerful Car Bombs Kill at Least 38, Wound 40 in Baghdad

Hamas, Islamic Movement blamed for Temple Mt. clashes
(These guys need to just go away)

Pakistan forces bomb Taliban in South Waziristan

UN Inspectors Arrive in Iran

Suicide bomber kills 7 at Pakistani air force complex



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White House forgets who killed the Marines in Beiruit

241 Americans Killed...Can't Quite Remember Who Killed Them -- By: Michael Ledeen

from The Corner
A very important piece from Barry Rubin, who does many of them.  The bombing of the Marine Barracks in Beirut back in the 80s was noted by the White House, but there is no mention of the killers:  Iran and Syria, via their creation, Hezbollah. 
This administration is beyond deplorable.

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