19 May 2009

Reasoniods perform The Aristrocrats!

From this Reason post:





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TC,

Is there anybody out there who didn't make Marion Barry crack jokes?

I didn't.

However, if someone would have gotten on stage and done The Aristocrats joke using the Obama family as the people in the joke? All win there!


John | May 19, 2009, 4:11pm | #
"However, if someone would have gotten on stage and done The Aristocrats joke using the Obama family as the people in the joke? All win there!"

That would be truly subversive. People like Stewart and Maher constantly pat themselves on the back for being cutting edge and subversive. Of course they would never have the balls to do anything really subversive. And they would turn like a pack of wolves on anyone who ever actually did anything as subversive as that.

SugarFree | May 19, 2009, 4:39pm | #
Now, I'm only going to get you guys started. Make sure to leave in a place where the next person has somewhere left to go...


Barack Obama walks into the theater manager’s office with two Secret Service men. They shut the door behind them and then stand abreast in front of it. The manager throws up his hands in surprise. “President Obama? What are you doing here?” Obama beams a thousand-watt smile at him. “I have an idea for an act,” he says. “It will make us both a lot of money.” The manager says, “But you are The President of the United States. Why would you want to do a stage act?” Obama leans in and turns on his gravitas. “Michelle and I worked on this act the entire campaign. We wanted something to fall back on if I couldn’t win. We put so much work into it, I can’t just let it go.” The manager looks at the agents by the door. The tall one shrugs. “OK, Mr. President,” he says, “tell me about the act.”

“Well, it starts off with Michelle on a high wire act. She fakes a fall and I catch her with only the tip of my cock. I balance her as I walk across the stage to where Nancy Pelosi is shitting in a bucket. I sit Michelle feet first in the bucket and then wipe my cock off on Nancy’s face. Nancy starts shoving her turds in Michelle’s cunt as I piss in her hair. When I finish, I punch Nancy in the back of the head and I anal-wheelbarrow her across the stage to Rahm. He begins to

the innominate one | May 19, 2009, 4:44pm | #
...jerk off into Michelle's mouth, while Hillary pounds his ass with a strap-on...

Mad Max | May 19, 2009, 5:07pm | #
. . . and they say, "Dad, please stop, you're embarrassing us." So I quit and go home.

So that's where the Copyright Application is sitting!

Via Reason's blogU.S. Copyright Office implements new system to speed up process, ends up taking three times as long to approve applications.

A gem from the Washington Post item:

The irony is that the slowdown stems from a new $52 million electronic process that is supposed to speed the way writers and others register their literary, musical or visual work.
The delays do not appear to be hampering the business of the major publishing houses or those willing to spend $685 for a "special handling fee" that expedites registration. But the slowdown is frustrating hundreds of thousands of little-known people with big dreams. They paid $45 for the right to claim legal ownership of poems, fabric designs, plays, jingles, even computer manuals


So, John, looks like you can stop holding your breath on updating this:

02 MAY 2009


Copyright Update

Uploaded and paid for Copyright registration on 4/26/2009 for Suki I.
Still pending.

Choice related comments from Hit & Run:


Kyle Jordan | May 19, 2009, 9:01am | #
"U.S. Copyright Office implements new system to speed up process, ends up taking three times as long to approve applications."

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! [. . .]


J sub D | May 19, 2009, 9:28am | #
The delays do not appear to be hampering the business of the major publishing houses or those willing to spend $685 for a "special handling fee" that expedites registration. But the slowdown is frustrating hundreds of thousands of little-known people with big dreams. They paid $45 for the right to claim legal ownership of poems, fabric designs, plays, jingles, even computer manuals.
One thing that government does better than a free market, looking out for the little guy.

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17 May 2009

Way to go Biden

FOX News:

Biden Reveals Location of Secret VP Bunker

The vice president, well-known for his verbal gaffes, confirms at a dinner the existence and location of a secret hidden bunker that Cheney is believed to have used after the 9/11 attacks.


Telegraph UK:

What's the point of Vice President Joe Biden?

By: Toby Harnden at May 16, 2009

I only ask because of a couple of Joe Biden items today.

In the first, the LA Times's Top of the Ticket notes that the Vice President has nothing at all on his schedule this weekend.

In the second, Stephen Hayes of the Weely Standard picks up on an anecdote from Eleanor Clift on Newsweek about remarks Biden made at the Gridiron dinner in which he appeared to blow the gaffe on his predecessor Dick Cheney's undisclosed location.

Turns out that Cheney would hide out in a secret bunker under his residence (now Biden's) at the Old Naval Observatory. As Hayes notes, that was almost certainly certainly highly classfied information.

So will Biden face prosecution? Probabably not. Perhaps his punishment will be to have no undisclosed location in the event of a terrorist attack so he'll have to take his chances along with the rest of us. Maybe when Obama heads for the hills he'll tell Biden to just hang out in the Oval Office.

To answer the original question, perhaps Obama named Biden as his running mate just to keep us all amused.

Suki I - Table of Contents - ISBN:978-0-9824686-0-9 ASIN:B0029F1U


Suki I : Contents
First Thursday:  A new tutor 1
The Three J’s gather for another trendy evening. 38
Meanwhile by the Courthouse. 43
John checks his success on dating ads. 59
Trish’s conference center 62
Friday:  Happiness is your own private garage. 71
Chateau Patricia’s: the aftermath.. 80
Fate is in the air and on the road. 94
Lunch with mother 98
Completing the plan.. 118
Suki finishes her day. 124
Capping off John’s long day. 142
Samantha seeks the council of Miss Patricia. 152
Saturday:  Suki awakes. 159
The Weekend is for fun.. 163
Monday, Monday. 169
Final touches made to The Kill 176
The biggest Thursday ever 201
It is all my fault 209
Jackie assists John with the puzzle. 230
Jung to the rescue. 236
Trish gives Sam the outline. 252
Friday morning. 255
John meets with Jung. 262
The ladies meet to finalize the plan.. 289
John is refreshed and ready to recap. 313
The match.. 318
An evening with Suki 331
Sunday morning. 353
Sunday afternoon: Boogity, Boogity, Boogity! 370
Double date. 402
The snail’s walk back to John’s. 425
Monday morning:  Bad alarm!  Bad! 442
Monday evening unveiling of John.. 451
Loose ends. 476
Back at The Spot 485
Super Tuesday. 492
Appointments with Doctor Donna and more. 502
Suki’s fantasy begins. 553
Still under yellow.. 562
Suki has the girls over for Saturday lunch.. 569
John and his crew watch the race too. 627


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