Suki's News and Comment Area: Pittsburgh

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15 August 2010

Suki's Week in Sports

NASCAR
Check the live leader board for the latest Sprint Cup info from Michigan.

Brad Keselowski wins Michigan Nationwide Series Race

Bodine wins Camping World Truck Series at Darlington.

NASCAR To Abandon Racing Portion Of Business, Concentrate On Ads

NASCAR Considers Single 21,500 Mile Race For 2011 Season

Indy

On The Indy Crowd Booing Danica Patrick

NFL
Who cares. It's pre-season.

"Redskins fans are reserving their Super Bowl tickets." - Sarcastic quote from one of John's friends.

"No, those Redskins fans work on the hill too. It isn't sarcastic." - Quote from John.

Soccer

South African Vuvuzela Philharmonic Angered By Soccer Games Breaking Out During Concerts

Soccer Officially Announces It Is Gay

South Africa Realizes All Its Things Were Stolen During World Cup

MLB

Florida Marlins Delay Game Until Their Fan Shows Up

Pirates Mathematically Eliminated From Major League Baseball

Semi-Obligatory Suki Series tie-in: John is a motorsports fan and a Cubs fan in the 2030's.

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10 August 2010

JetBlue flight attendant who went nuts was in bed with boyfriend when found by cops

Update! Cheesy CGI from Dlisted:

I heard the cockpit voice recording has been released, but I can't find it.

JetBlue flight attendant who went nuts was in bed with boyfriend when found by cops:

The plane had just landed, but he was ready to take off.

A JetBlue flight attendant blew his top, grabbed a beer and bolted out an emergency slide at Kennedy Airport on Monday - then headed home to have sex with his boyfriend.

After he was bonked in the head by a bag, Steven Slater stunned passengers by spewing profanity and ranting about quitting as the flight from Pittsburgh pulled up to the gate around noon.

'To the f---ing a--hole who told me to f--- off, it's been a good 28 years,' Slater, 38, purred, cops said.

'I've had it. That's it,' he added, according to a passenger on board.

The mad-as-hell steward grabbed a couple of brewskis and popped one open before activating the emergency exit, witnesses told airport employees.

After tossing his two carry-on bags on the slide, he followed them to the tarmac.

Said flight attendant lives in Queens, NY.

Obligatory tie-in: Cargo planes in the original Suki series are mostly autonomous. In Suki With A Twist: Part One, John introduces pilotless passenger planes.