10 August 2010

JetBlue flight attendant who went nuts was in bed with boyfriend when found by cops

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I heard the cockpit voice recording has been released, but I can't find it.

JetBlue flight attendant who went nuts was in bed with boyfriend when found by cops:
The plane had just landed, but he was ready to take off.

A JetBlue flight attendant blew his top, grabbed a beer and bolted out an emergency slide at Kennedy Airport on Monday - then headed home to have sex with his boyfriend.

After he was bonked in the head by a bag, Steven Slater stunned passengers by spewing profanity and ranting about quitting as the flight from Pittsburgh pulled up to the gate around noon.

'To the f---ing a--hole who told me to f--- off, it's been a good 28 years,' Slater, 38, purred, cops said.

'I've had it. That's it,' he added, according to a passenger on board.

The mad-as-hell steward grabbed a couple of brewskis and popped one open before activating the emergency exit, witnesses told airport employees.

After tossing his two carry-on bags on the slide, he followed them to the tarmac.
Said flight attendant lives in Queens, NY.

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  1. He started working at 10 years of age? (38-28)

  2. anomdebus,

    They addressed that on the radio or in the article. He only worked for airlines since he was 18, so his math was off by eight years. No, er, accounting for flamboyant math.