12 August 2010

Zombie Alert: Killer Storms Devastate DC Beltway

The Washington, DC Metroplex rush hour was greeted with rain this AM, resulting in puddles, vehicle crashes, massive power outages, illness, death and zombies.

The zombie alert remains at severe. Workers are encouraged to follow their zombie actions checklists and to fill out official zombie report forms before taking any additional action.

We at the Suki Project Zombie Action Department recommend using your emergency zombie kit first and fill out the paperwork later.  Better safe than zombie.

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