Stupidest Starbucks Conversation of the Month

This is just stupid dumb.

He: "Do you work for Benelli?"

Me: Quite puzzled, "No, why?"

He: "Your shirt."

Me: "Yea, I own a Benelli shotgun and I bought this shirt too. My gun bag says Benelli also."

He: "So, how did you get that shirt?"

Me: "I bought it, from their website?"

He: "So, you do work for them?"

Me: "No, I do not work for them."

He: "But you are wearing a Benelli shirt, I thought you worked for them."

Me: "I am not bright enough to explain this to you."

He walked away puzzled and mumbling something about me being an asshole.