This is just stupid dumb.
He: "Do you work for Benelli?"
Me: Quite puzzled, "No, why?"
He: "Your shirt."
Me: "Yea, I own a Benelli shotgun and I bought this shirt too. My gun bag says Benelli also."
He: "So, how did you get that shirt?"
Me: "I bought it, from their website?"
He: "So, you do work for them?"
Me: "No, I do not work for them."
He: "But you are wearing a Benelli shirt, I thought you worked for them."
Me: "I am not bright enough to explain this to you."
He walked away puzzled and mumbling something about me being an asshole.