CHICAGO—With the airline industry continuing to suffer under the ongoing recession, the Boeing Company was forced Monday to lay off Al Freedman, the only guy left at the corporation who knows how to keep wings from falling off planes. 'We used to have a whole team of engineers who knew how to make the wings stay on, but those days are long gone,' Boeing CEO James McNerney, Jr. said. 'We'll make it work, though. The wings are not necessarily the most important part of the plane, anyway.' McNerney added that at least they were able to save the job of the guy who knows how to prevent jet engines from exploding.
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