I am hoping it will be "shady people insurance", seriously.
Numerous shadies, to include one who got much too close for comfort, may have just left me alone if they saw me firing up a Dunhill or Winston with an FBI Zippo.
Got both from buddies who work with those agencies, back when I lived in the Reston, VA area. The FBI one was from an FBI agent. The CIA Zippo was from a guy who was as CIA analyst, retired and still works there for SAIC.
If needed, I have both NRO and George Bush Center for Intelligence Zippos too.